| resume | My resume, in PDF format. I have a job I like. But you could hire me to write things. |
| yoko | A zephyr log about how I talked to Yoko Ono on the phone this one time. If you don't know what zephyr is, you're better off. |
| Fade Into Obscurity! | Rated R for use of the word "fuck." Also, really bizarre. voodoo rejected it. |
| Pop Quiz! | I made my class take this. |
| points.pl | Keep a scoreboard for your life! |
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